Winning Isn't Everything

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Title: Winning Isn't Everything
Author: stormatdusk
Rating: adult
Warnings: None
Prompt(s): #7: barter
Disclaimer: this is only fiction
Summary: A little healthy competition arises between the manly men.



"Oh, oh, oh, oh..."

"Uh, uh, uh, uh..."

"Oh, oh, fuck, that's good, oh, oh..."

"Uh, uh, let go, Seanie, do it..."

"No, uh, no, Vig, you, you come first..."

"No, uh, uh, you...first..."

"You!"

"No way, you!"

"Just come already, Viggo. You know yeh can't hold out on me."

"Fine... urgh! You want to play that way? Fine."

"Wot, yer just gonna stop? Right here, yer just stoppin'?"

"You think I can't hold out, Sean? I'll have you know, in Viggo P. Mortensen, the 'P' stands for 'Patience.'"

"More like 'Pompous,' I'd say."

"In fact, it's VPM: Very Patient Man."

"Lord."

"No, I've got it: Vastly Pumptastic Machine."

"Yer without a doubt the biggest idiot I've ever let up me arse."

"I'm the only idiot you've ever let up-"

"And yer a bigger idiot if yeh think I can't make yeh come first."

"Urgh! - no clenching! - fuck! - not fair!"

"Pin me down all yeh want, Vig, but yeh can't stop these muscles moving..."

"Gurgle..."

"Did yeh just actually say gurgle?"

"Stop... squirming... stop...clench...ing!"

"Mmm, ah could do this... all... day..."

"Sean, please! ... I'll...I'll buy you a beer?"

"A beer?"

"Okay...I'll buy you - fuck! - a new watch!"

"Wot the - "

"Okay, okay, a new car! And I'll take... you - gah! - on a trip! Someplace nice!"

"Viggo, this is not a bloody game show! Now fucking come already, yeh bastard!!"

"ARRRGHGHHGHH!!!"

"NNNGHGAAAHHHH!!!"

...

...

...

"That... that was totally... a tie, Seanie."

"Mmmnngh..."

...

"Best two out of three?"



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