Tight Leather Lace-up...

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Title: Tight Leather Lace-up...
Author: helena_s_renn
Rating: PG
Warnings: None
Prompt(s): #16: please
Disclaimer: As always, this is fiction. It never happened. "Legend of the Seeker" belongs to Terry Goodkind and ABC Studios, Buckaroo Entertainment, and Ghost House Pictures
Summary: There is little that does not lead to, well, you know.
Author's Note: Actually, my kids accused me of this...



"I swear, Viggo - you had to have been consultant on wardrobe."

The men sprawled on Viggo's huge sectional couch, watching Legend of the Seeker on DVD. Sean sounded almost indignant, but also, almost, proud. Fictionally, but still. He dropped a few pieces of popcorn in his mouth and smirked.

"What are you talking about?" Viggo filched some popcorn from Sean's bowl and stuck it down his shirt.

"Oi! Yeh twat!" Sean huffed. He lifted up his shirt and bushed the mess onto the floor, giving Viggo that insolent look that was sure to make him hard. He also didn't answer. They went back to watching.

After a while, Sean was tsk-tsk-ing and shaking his head.

"What now?"

Sean tried to hold in his amusement, nostrils quivering. "All those lace-up leather trousers! All so tight! They are absolutely porny! Like I said, I'd swear to god that you wrote those in."

"You like those Mord-Sith?"

"Well, yeah, but... I meant," and here Sean almost whispered, "look at that arse. And...er, his tackle! Not as impressive as yours, but..." he gave up on murmuring. If anything, his tone said he was trying to justify his wandering eye. "How could I NOT look? It draws one. Mine and everyone who watches thing. Absolutely sinful."

"Oh, Sean, yes, Craig's very nice. Both of them. In those. And I don't mind if you think so." Viggo showed his teeth and chuckled, knowing exactly what Sean was getting at, or would, eventually. He'd stolen them from the set of Rings. They'd never lost their charms. Thanks to Viggo's. And Sean's appreciation. "Go put in the next disc, and I'll show you exactly who wears the tight leather lace-up pants around here."

"Please."

Viggo would have to earn every single word he'd said in challenge.



Fin.

Comments

[shegollum.livejournal.com]

He'd stolen them from the set of Rings. They'd never lost their charms.

I'll show you exactly who wears the tight leather lace-up pants around here

oh yeahhhhhhhhhhh, baby! very nice!

[helena-s-renn.livejournal.com]

Yeah baby yeah!!

Whatever breeches they wore under all those long tunics for Rings, as far as I'm concerned, THIS is what they really were.

[bluegerl.livejournal.com]

I haven't seen this DVD they were watching, but just say 'black leather lace-up pants' in the same sentence as 'Sean and Viggo'... either one, or even both... meeeeeep!!! fans madly!

[helena-s-renn.livejournal.com]

Agree - *mmeeeeep!* about either of them in THOSE. Glad you enjoyed.

[j-flattermann.livejournal.com]

Sorry, *turns around to wipe the smirk off the face - unsuccessfully*!
This is brilliant. Oh how I wished to be a mouse but then no need. For you just shared this wonderful, lusty, funny and wanting for more moment with us all.
Thanks for that.

[helena-s-renn.livejournal.com]

More would be great - maybe the muses will cooperate at some point. Thanks for the smirkage - that was my face while writing, you'd better believe it!

[alex-quine.livejournal.com]

A happy scene. For a small country, New Zealand must have an unusually high percentage of folk who can swing a sword, battle evil and custom-fit butter-soft leather gear, whilst retaining dominion over their subjects. One wonders why the Tourist Board haven't made more of this...*g*

[helena-s-renn.livejournal.com]

Yup, when you're right, you're right! Some of us slAhy girls should let them in on our... Appreciation :D

[govi20.livejournal.com]

*laughs* So funny and yet hot. Not very hard to imagine...

[helena-s-renn.livejournal.com]

not at all! thanks!!

[stormatdusk.livejournal.com]

i enjoyed this muchly, including the author's note! *g*

[helena-s-renn.livejournal.com]

...and it's even true!

[horseheadnebula.livejournal.com]

Mhh...Sean...Viggo...tight leather...Lovely!

[mooms.livejournal.com]

Oh yes! Funny and hot and why does your author's note not surprise me? *g*

[savageseraph.livejournal.com]

Mwahahahaha! How could lace-up leather pants ever be bad? *winks* This ficlet was great fun.

[caras-galadhon.livejournal.com]

*snicker* I love how Sean accuses Viggo at first, here, and then finds himself catching himself in a trap he has to wiggle out of. I could almost hear him thinking, "Oh, shite, what did I say?" And I love that Viggo's forgiving of that, and ready to show the LotS cast up. *G* Good thing he made sure to filch those lovely pants. ^_~

[foxrafer.livejournal.com]

Love it! And that Craig is unknowingly providing a helping hand in getting them all hot and bothered. :-)